May 2011
94 posts
April 2011
138 posts
That awkward moment when you say something stupid...
coffeemustache:
And you’re like:
Why did I even say that, am I retarded or something?
What will happen during exams:
Expectations: This shit should be easy, I studied all night.
Reality: What the fuck, I’ve never seen this shit in my entire life.
Cody Simpson: "Vi lágrimas en sus ojos cuando se...
Prince Harry, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU.
Prepare yourselves, the next wedding will be mine...
lolicecreamer:
lndlrfrnz:
PRINCE HARRY :* :”“”>
Kate and William are having sex tonight, and the...
kjakerz:
hellotitsy:
LMAO the gif!
I don't understand why people get offended when I...
Did you guys know that Prince William/Kate are...
Do you know how many shoes i can buy with that?!
^
oh gawd..how many concert ticket i can buy with this amount of money.
I could BUY Justin Bieber with that money!
^THIS!
Lady Gaga, I didn't know you were friends with the...
itsahopeforallthehopeless:
Things I learned in high school:
How much I hate everyone.
My dad was being a totally dumbass & asked when I...
ok-nottobeok:
zaynmalik-fan:
stylesslut-:
At first I was like:
Then I was like:
“Oh you know, I have 5 boyfriends ..”
And he was like:
“5?! Really?!”
And I was like:
“Yes … The one is a pussy lover, the other one has a sexy irish accent, the other one had turtles, but there dead, the other one is vain, & the last one is totally hilarious.”
Then I was told, to go to my...
childhood
ultimocopo:
perfect (:
When you try to finish something you've already...
pullstring:
But you can’t get your mind off the next thing you REALLY WANT to write, therefore, can’t finish the piece you’ve already started. :|
tengohambre8-deactivated2011071 asked: donde vives?
I hate when muggles don't understand my love about...
hpotterobsession:
Algún día voy a ser famosa y cuando me gane un...
garchmedougie:
Voy a caminar hasta el escenario asi
Entonces me van a entregar el premio y voy a estar asi
y voy a decir: Aww es un honor muchas gracias a mis fans que siempre me apoyan y todo mi discurso
y por último:Un mensaje para las trolas que me hacian bullying
y ellas en sus casas van a estar asi : Porque no fui buena con ella?ahora es tremenda mina y yo no...
Home Alone
In the Daytime:
At Night:
Mom: Honey, I'm going sjkdksdha ahdjkqhd ydksdjkad...
anotherparadise:
Me: Ok, mom
5 minutes later…
Me: …Where’s my mom?
That urge you get to write "No one gives a shit"...
When your parents ask you to act like a normal...
foodismyonlyfriend:
When somebody sexy as fuck walks past you :
then i realize it was my reflection in the store mirror
When I become famous I will just come onto tumblr...
nairaaa:
hi-hey-sup-nm:
Everybody needs this on their blog.
My fav part!!